Diary Of a Long-haul Stewardess

‘I’ve got my dream job – flying round the world, staying in expensive hotels and paid to do it . What girl could ask for more? Well – without seeming greedy, me actually. It’s these things called hormones. I took the job because I was stuck in a rut with a boyfriend who wanted me to slip into old age without a fight. He wants babies but I’ve got to see what’s out there before I get sick on my shoulder,baby wipes in my handbag and droopy bags for boobs. The trouble is, things aren’t working out as planned. I’m loving it and babies couldn’t be further from my mind. Confused, so am I? Something’s got to give – but what’s it going to be?’
Suzi x

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Recipe for a Writer Ingredients: • 1 woman • 1 writing habit • 2 husbands • 3 children Method 1. Whisk suburban childhood; followed by a tablespoon of teaching. 2. Mix with travel to produce a stewardess. 3. Stir in love potion, marriage; resulting in daughter. 4. When mixture reaches boiling point, beat in divorce. 5. Slowly marinade extra love potion and 2nd husband. 6. Blend in two more children. 7. Steep in inspiration by relocating. 8. Toss in imagination and perspiration producing: articles, novels, children’s stories and a memoir. 9. Bake in Sussex countryside. 10. Serve with competition successes, red wine and enjoy.
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